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Post by raptor22 on Oct 17, 2002 8:21:11 GMT -5
will do thanks for that
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Post by greg99 on Nov 26, 2002 22:52:10 GMT -5
Results of the Shamu Karting Championship:
Point distribution for each heat: F1 classic model 10 – 6 – 4 – 3 – 2- 1 In case of a tie, an additional point is granted to the best overall time achieved
1. Toronto, Canada – July 7, 2002
Heat 1: Da Silva 6 - Henrik 10 Heat 2: Da Silva 10 - Henrik 6 Best time: Da Silva - +1 point
Winner : Da Silva
2. Austin, TX – USA – August 18, 2002
Heat 1: RacerX 10 – Pabs 6 Heat 2: RacerX 10 – Pabs 6
Winner : RacerX
3. Indianapolis, IN – USA – September 29, 2002
!Only 1 heat on this round!
Cine_Man 10 – RacerX 6
Winner : Cine Man
Congratulations to Cine for defeating the current point leader!!
LATEST!! 4. Austin, TX – USA – November 17, 2002
!Only 1 heat on this round!
Henrik 10 – Pabs 6
Winner : Henrik
Henrik is closing in on RacerX for the final title fight!!
5. Austin, TX – USA – November 25, 2002
Contestants: RacerX vs. Henrik
Results will be announced when the technical and anti-doping controls have been processed.
6. TO BE ANNOUNCED
STANDINGS
1) RacerX: 26 points Henrik: 26 points 3) Pabs: 18 points 4) Da Silva: 17 points 5) Cine_Man : 10 points
Consuelo del Rodrigo y Tortilla The Shamu Splasher "More than news - a way of life"
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Post by greg99 on Dec 11, 2002 5:33:19 GMT -5
KARTIN’ IS ROCKIN’ IN AUSTIN!
As the year-end is drawing near and the Shamu Karting Championship has unveiled a probable winner, Team Almighty of FPOTM has met in a raging battle. Pabs and Henrik, clearly unsatisfied with the FPOTM challenge, have rocked the Austin Malibu Race Track for another round of the SKC. Dressed up in the official team gear specially prepared for the occasion, drivers 1 and 1b (I will not at this point remind everyone that a certain Henrik had fiercely denied any team orders within Almighty…..but that was another time in another place) shook hands for the first time on November 17, 2002.
True to its reputation, the Texas sky was a magnificent blue and the sun laid its powerful rays on the track, allowing for a strong grip on a perfect tarmac temperature. The Malibu Race Track being too narrow for overtaking, this round was fought on best times based on 11 laps.
Henrik, still jet lagged and a new comer to this venue, took the time to silently study and memorize the curves around him…….and then went on to do the same on the track ;D Greg99 was unable to race as she was designated for score keeping and arbitrage, and chit chat with yours truly.
Pabs, who had been self assured and confident up to that point, started feeling cold sweat on the back of his neck, his once bright smile was turning into a sour grin, he could hardly stand on his trembling legs. But in spite of his fears, he bravely took place in his machine, impatient as he was to prove his #1 teammate…errrr….I mean, his partner that he was not going without a fight. And fight he did.
Pabs took place on the grid in pole position, his foot firmly set over the clutch, ready for a flying start. The light was red…..red……red…..and suddenly turned “green, green”. Pabs reached down to his pocket, got his cell phone and went “yellow?”…… This moment of confusion on Pabs part played in Henrik’s favour, who flew past his teammate, laughing the evil laugh, sounding almost like.....oh my god, he did sound like that Mad Man, the one with the Diaries. Possessed by a higher force, he scored best laps, lap after lap.
Pabs put on a beautiful fight, never losing faith, but this time around the Almighty Gods were upon Henrik. He felt invincible, ready to swallow RacerX when they would meet….. but that’s another tale and I will leave RacerX to tell that one.
Drivers are welcome to add any comment to this report. Photos of the event will be found shortly in the photo album.
Yours truly,
Consuelo del Rodrigo y Tortilla Texas state jail inmate #20029969 The Shamu Splasher “More than news – a way of life”
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Post by Henrik on Dec 11, 2002 5:54:16 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!! Great report Consuelo! Now where is that phone? Oh yeah...yellow?
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Post by RacerX on Dec 11, 2002 12:15:12 GMT -5
Oh Consuelo...you big sweetie! Loved the report. As for the final showdown between RacerX and Henrik...
...let's say RacerX was sweating bullets, but took advantage of the home track.
RacerX 10 Henrik 6
Wuff, claiming the first Shamu Croaks Karting Championship-2002!
I am Michae...er, just teasing....RacerX!
WUFF!
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Post by daSilva on Dec 11, 2002 12:26:06 GMT -5
Hey, This aint over yet, wait til I get my hands on your arse........Wait that didn't come out right.
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Post by RacerX on Dec 11, 2002 13:54:58 GMT -5
ROFLMAO....You'll need both of them! LOL! LOL, RacerX
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Post by Henrik on Dec 11, 2002 15:37:12 GMT -5
LOL @ da Silva!!
Now I can't wait for the 2003 season. I will have my revenge as RacerX eats the dust on my home track...
...or any track for that matter! I'll get you in 2003 RacerX, and don't say I didn't warn you!
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Post by Wycco on Dec 11, 2002 16:18:10 GMT -5
I for one would like to congratulate RacerX for winning the championship for TWR.
I would also like to congratulate da Silva for contributing to the TWR constructors championship!!!!
I didn't help 1 bit to win the trophy- but I'm proud of my teammates for bringing it to the Whores...
Congrats to both of you... 'bout time we won something... LOL
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Post by RacerX on Dec 11, 2002 17:53:43 GMT -5
Thanks Wyc!
I'd also like to point out that since this great forum was derived from a racing forum, then both the Shamu Croaks WDC & the Shamu Croaks Constructor's CHampionship should be the most valued! Not to mention, I think it's the only trophies we've won outright! ;-) LOL!
Anyway, I can't take all the credit, alot (all) should go to my fantastic team, Tora's Whores, and the support they've given me throughout the year! A big THANK YOU to Team Tora's Whores (Wyc, da silva, myself), it couldn't have been done without you! Also, a big thanks to our fantastic HotPitBabes, who've kept me in competitive shape, to be able to crush any & all opponents! LOL...(did I leave anyone out...sponsors, administration people, anyone?)
LOL, RacerX ;D
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Post by greg99 on Dec 11, 2002 18:12:37 GMT -5
Results of the Shamu Karting Championship:
Point distribution for each heat: F1 classic model 10 – 6 – 4 – 3 – 2- 1 In case of a tie, an additional point is granted to the best overall time achieved
1. Toronto, Canada – July 7, 2002
Heat 1: Da Silva 6 - Henrik 10 Heat 2: Da Silva 10 - Henrik 6 Best time: Da Silva - +1 point
Winner : Da Silva
2. Austin, TX – USA – August 18, 2002
Heat 1: RacerX 10 – Pabs 6 Heat 2: RacerX 10 – Pabs 6
Winner : RacerX
3. Indianapolis, IN – USA – September 29, 2002
!Only 1 heat on this round!
Cine_Man 10 – RacerX 6
Winner : Cine Man
Congratulations to Cine for defeating the current point leader!!
4. Austin, TX – USA – November 17, 2002
!Only 1 heat on this round!
Henrik 10 – Pabs 6
Winner : Henrik
Henrik is closing in on RacerX for the final title fight!!
LATEST!! 5. Austin, TX – USA – November 25, 2002
!Only 1 heat on this round!
RacerX 10 - Henrik 6
Winner : RacerX
6. TO BE ANNOUNCED
STANDINGS
1) RacerX: 36 points 2) Henrik: 32 points 3) Pabs: 18 points 4) Silva: 17 points 5) Cine_Man : 10 points
Consuelo del Rodrigo y Tortilla The Shamu Splasher "More than news - a way of life"
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Post by greg99 on Dec 11, 2002 18:20:25 GMT -5
NOW YOU HOLD YOUR HORSES !!!! Who says the Championship is over? There is still 19 days to the end of the year. I have heard we may have a new member soon who could compete against Henrik before the season is over. The other option is for Henrik to convince me to race against him........yours truly having NEVER been in a kart, Henrik would be assured victory.... Hey, pretty Whores, where did your big smile go??
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Post by pabs on Dec 11, 2002 18:31:46 GMT -5
ROFLMAO!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Henrik on Dec 12, 2002 2:24:14 GMT -5
So Greg, karting this weekend?
You know, I could even let you win, and still get enough points to win the championship if we did that one!!
He he he (je je je), maybe Almighty will claim what is rightfully theirs in the end!
Now maybe I should convince some other members from my kart club to join SHamu, so that next year we can have some real races determining who wins the trophy.
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Post by Wycco on Dec 12, 2002 8:49:54 GMT -5
If thats how its going to be... LOL
Emy already is a member of Shamu Croaks... Maybe I need to get her to meet me a Frankies Fun Park after work... LOL
RacerX- can you get your wife to sign up... LOL
Seriously though, Henrik- if you've got friends from your Karting club you think would fit in on Shamu Croaks- invite them onboard...
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