Post by El Sid on Jul 15, 2003 4:06:21 GMT -5
All night long the dogs bark and bark and bark! Woof, Woof, Woof. Pain in the f'n neck. Really.
The solution is pretty simple. Those little tubes used for wrapping the printer paper around for desktop adding machines will do the trick. If you examine one of these closely, you will notice that it is only about 50mm long and 12mm in diameter. A handy little invention.
All you have to do is to stuff one of these up the dog's backside and, voilà, heavenly bliss! No more disturbing barking.
All you will hear is the soft "Hoofph, hoofph, hoofph"
of dogs at night. Quite unable to build up the backpressure neccessary for a proper and loud "WOOF !"
Definitely S.P.C.A. approved material.
The next project will be the invention of pipecleaners to clean the contraption every so often. Any takers?
The solution is pretty simple. Those little tubes used for wrapping the printer paper around for desktop adding machines will do the trick. If you examine one of these closely, you will notice that it is only about 50mm long and 12mm in diameter. A handy little invention.
All you have to do is to stuff one of these up the dog's backside and, voilà, heavenly bliss! No more disturbing barking.
All you will hear is the soft "Hoofph, hoofph, hoofph"
of dogs at night. Quite unable to build up the backpressure neccessary for a proper and loud "WOOF !"Definitely S.P.C.A. approved material.
The next project will be the invention of pipecleaners to clean the contraption every so often. Any takers?