Men are like...

[alexmd]

Men are like...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Vacations...They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite
sure why.

Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.

Men are like...Coffee...The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep
you up all night long.

Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like...Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.


Men are like...Government Bonds...They take sooooooooooo long to
mature

Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.

Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.

Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

[pabs]

ROFL!!! Just whose side are you on Alex?

[JWK]

LOL! My thoughts exactly pabs!

[alexmd]

pssssss I'm only pretending to be on their side so i can attend those sorrority parties...



I have a blonde friend and i tell her all thses blonde girl jokes so she gets back at me with this kinda thing.