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Post by pabs on Apr 4, 2003 14:12:56 GMT -5
Why I like airplanes!
Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go'. Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. Airplanes don't come with in-laws. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. Airplanes expect to be tied down. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.
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Post by greg99 on Apr 7, 2003 16:50:25 GMT -5
Replace "Airplane" by "Greg99" - it works too.....
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Post by pabs on Apr 7, 2003 19:50:34 GMT -5
Greg99 can kill you quickly Greg99 expects to be tied down.
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Post by Henrik on Apr 10, 2003 16:31:13 GMT -5
Greg99s don't mind if you like to look at other Greg99s. Well sure, but how many greg99s are there?
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Post by greg99 on Apr 10, 2003 16:35:22 GMT -5
Pabs - you're catching on quickly Henrik - that's why I don't mind: there are no others!!
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