Post by JWK on May 19, 2002 5:50:48 GMT -5
The following statements about the Bible were written
> by children and have not been retouched or corrected.
>
> 1. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit
> adultery.
>
> 2. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is
> called monotony.
>
> 3. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
>
> 4. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
>
> 5. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball
> of fire by night.
>
> 6. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history
> they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
>
> 7. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they
> made unleavened bread, which is bread without any
> ingredients.
>
> 8. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat
> the apple.
>
> 9. Moses died before he ever reached Texas.
>
> 10. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of
> Geritol.
>
> 11. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua
> told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
>
> 12. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
> liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of
> people who lived in Biblical times.
>
> 13. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives, and
> 700 porcupines.
>
> 14. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate
> contraption.
>
> 15. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do
> one to others before they do one to you.
> by children and have not been retouched or corrected.
>
> 1. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit
> adultery.
>
> 2. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is
> called monotony.
>
> 3. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
>
> 4. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
>
> 5. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball
> of fire by night.
>
> 6. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history
> they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.
>
> 7. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they
> made unleavened bread, which is bread without any
> ingredients.
>
> 8. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat
> the apple.
>
> 9. Moses died before he ever reached Texas.
>
> 10. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of
> Geritol.
>
> 11. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua
> told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
>
> 12. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the
> liar. He fought with the Finklesteins, a race of
> people who lived in Biblical times.
>
> 13. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives, and
> 700 porcupines.
>
> 14. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate
> contraption.
>
> 15. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do
> one to others before they do one to you.