Ways to turn men down...

[OT]

OK guys - you thought you were cool - check these responses.... any of them sound familiar?



WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

[greg99]

Wow.... that sounds exactly like me......


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[Topcontender]

Haha i personally have never got the cold shoulder, but i never really walked up to strange girls. these are good got any more.

[greg99]

Sorry to burst your bubble, gentlemen, but here goes another one     8)


He said... "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said..."You wear briefs, don't you?"

She said..."What do you mean by coming home half drunk?"
He said... "It's not my fault...I ran out of money."

He said... "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way."
She said..."Well, you succeeded."

He said... "Two inches more, and I would be king"
She said..."Two inches less, and you'd be queen"

On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

He said... "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."

Priest... "I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband."
She said..."Who's gonna look?"

He said..."What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said..."Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

He said... "Let's go out and have some fun tonight."
She said..."Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."

He said..."Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She said..."I would, but you're never around when they happen!"