Post by Srrh on Jul 10, 2003 10:36:55 GMT -5
Your family automatically heads for the table every time
they hear a fire siren.
Someone broke a tooth eating your homemade yogurt.
You have some idea what "peas porridge in a pot nine
days old" tastes like.
When your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest
of the family grabs forks and follows him.
Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week
for your toy poodle.
Your kids get even with neighborhood bullies by inviting
them to dinner.
Your spouse refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.
they hear a fire siren.
Someone broke a tooth eating your homemade yogurt.
You have some idea what "peas porridge in a pot nine
days old" tastes like.
When your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest
of the family grabs forks and follows him.
Your kids' favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.
You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week
for your toy poodle.
Your kids get even with neighborhood bullies by inviting
them to dinner.
Your spouse refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.
No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.