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Post by rick1776 on Aug 13, 2003 2:26:14 GMT -5
The bible says so. There is of course the requirement that you may only own slaves from neighbouring countries. So for all you Americans out there, owning Mexican or Canadian slaves is OK. If anyone questions you just quote the bible.
Now I suppose for all us Aussies, we could rightly own NZ slaves. LOL
Oh and why are you not allowed to "know" your wife when she is unclean (you know, that special time of the month). Must be a good reason the bible cant be wrong. LOL
cheers
rick1776
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Post by DeadCat on Aug 13, 2003 2:52:03 GMT -5
Will someone take that Bible from rick and put it somewhere where he can't find it.... (DeadCat) It's a little early but what the heck...  |
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Post by Wycco on Aug 13, 2003 7:49:44 GMT -5
Rick,
If memory serves me right...
Look up 1st Corinthians- chapter 7; verses 2 through 5. As a married man- thats my favorite part of the bible!
In other words the bible says if one of you want sex- the other has to give it. AND it states to have sex on a regular basis- or Satan will tempt you astray.
Actually- I don't like the above translation of the bible- I've seen it written much more explicitly in other translations... but this is what I found online first!
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Post by Topcontender on Aug 13, 2003 10:18:27 GMT -5
Slaves!!! hell I guess you have never seen a boss that has hired illegals. The boss treats them like slaves
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Post by Justin on Aug 13, 2003 15:27:39 GMT -5
Will someone take that Bible from rick and put it somewhere where he can't find it.... (DeadCat) It's a little early but what the heck... lol@DeadCat Hear! Hear! and Amen Brother lol |
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Post by Topcontender on Aug 13, 2003 16:40:33 GMT -5
Rick- you are suppose to go to the strip clubs during that time of the month! Hell those ladies need college tuition.
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Post by DeadCat on Aug 13, 2003 17:00:33 GMT -5
To quote TC:
"Rick- you are suppose to go to the strip clubs during that time of the month! Hell those ladies need college tuition. "
ROFL....
(DeadCat)
Understanding of course that the time of the month you are referring to is the time of the month when their bus/train tickets needs to be renewed...
Disclaimer, this post was not approved by the Tora Whores....
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Post by rick1776 on Aug 13, 2003 18:37:55 GMT -5
Sorry guys,
The devil made me do it. LOL
cheers
rick1776
Oh dearest the devil is tempting me again, what a headache again??? Oh well off with satan I go and its all your fault.
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Post by worthless on Aug 13, 2003 18:51:35 GMT -5
LMAO  I'm glad that this thread is in the "intellect" section  Here's some of my favorites..... "Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish." Proverbs 31:6 "As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly." Proverbs 26:11 "Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife." Proverbs 21:9 "And when his ass saw the angel of the Lord, she cowered under Balaam, so in anger he again beat the ass with his stick." Numbers22:27 (a personal fav) I'll leave quietly...... |
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