Post by pabs on Jul 12, 2003 15:06:53 GMT -5
An elderly Irish woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it in his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things went."
A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquire as to how things went.
"Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with his pants bulging' fiercely!!! He swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time he made passionate love to me on the tabletop for hours!! It was terrible!"
"What was terrible?" said the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!!"
"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
"Not a chance," says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it in his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things went."
A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquire as to how things went.
"Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor."
"What happened?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with his pants bulging' fiercely!!! He swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time he made passionate love to me on the tabletop for hours!! It was terrible!"
"What was terrible?" said the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!!"
