Post by Mo on Jun 13, 2003 15:06:17 GMT -5
Three dogs, a Boxer, a Labrador and a Doberman find themselves in a queue to see the vet. The atmosphere is tense and cold, the 3 of them shivering with fear, until the labrador asks the boxer what his problem was.
"I am a pisser," The boxer replies- "my masters don't take me out often and I don't feel like going out on my own, so I have regularly pissed inside the house since I can recall. Last night I couldn't be bothered while sleeping in my master's bed and got it pissed."
The labrador asks: "Is there a treatment for that?"
"No there isn't. I am here for a lethal injection. And, what is your problem?"
"Well, I have been getting very moody of lately," the labrador says "I have become a bit of a fighter. I was having a very nice nap on my masters' bed when i was pushed to get out of it. I was scared and furious at the same time, so I attacked and bited the hand that pushed me, it was just my instinct!"
And the boxer replies: "Heard that story before, you're in for a lethal injection too."
Silence returned to the room, the three dogs back to their shivering, until the boxer breaks the ice and asks The Doberman: "And you? What's your problem?"
The Doberman replies:"I am a humper, you see. I hump the cushions, the pillows, the cat, whatever I can hump on. This morning my owner got out of the shower, bent over and the sight was like an order to hump on!"
The Boxer and the Labrador bark at the same time: "Lethal Injection!!!" and the Doberman replies: "Naah. Just having my nails clipped."
"I am a pisser," The boxer replies- "my masters don't take me out often and I don't feel like going out on my own, so I have regularly pissed inside the house since I can recall. Last night I couldn't be bothered while sleeping in my master's bed and got it pissed."
The labrador asks: "Is there a treatment for that?"
"No there isn't. I am here for a lethal injection. And, what is your problem?"
"Well, I have been getting very moody of lately," the labrador says "I have become a bit of a fighter. I was having a very nice nap on my masters' bed when i was pushed to get out of it. I was scared and furious at the same time, so I attacked and bited the hand that pushed me, it was just my instinct!"
And the boxer replies: "Heard that story before, you're in for a lethal injection too."
Silence returned to the room, the three dogs back to their shivering, until the boxer breaks the ice and asks The Doberman: "And you? What's your problem?"
The Doberman replies:"I am a humper, you see. I hump the cushions, the pillows, the cat, whatever I can hump on. This morning my owner got out of the shower, bent over and the sight was like an order to hump on!"
The Boxer and the Labrador bark at the same time: "Lethal Injection!!!" and the Doberman replies: "Naah. Just having my nails clipped."