Words for the wise?

[Ruby2]

A Man's breakdown on a relationship.......

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion.

So I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In University I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 21 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.

Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 25 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 28, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.

She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now 30 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

[El Sid]

LOL

Don't stop there Ruby2. Tell us more and go through the "Dirty Thirty" , "Naughty Forty" right up to (and including of course) the "Nifty Fifty" stages.

So far you're spot on. Let's see about the rest.

Have a and see if I'm the "Dirty", "Naughty" (OT perhaps?) or the "Nifty" type.

Have another

Care for a ?

[alexmd]

ROFL

I'm already looking for a girl with very big tits...

[pabs]

I'm past 25 and not yet 28...I know exactly where I am. Just don't tell Paola

[Henrik]

pabs said:

I'm past 25 and not yet 28...I know exactly where I am. Just don't tell Paola

I think that pic you have under your name is giving it away Pabs!

[pabs]

ROFL@Henrik!!!

No comments ;D

Actually I've been thinking about contacting Danica and getting her to become a Shamuist

[Wycco]

LOL...

Almost all the girls I ever dated had copius frontal extremities... I think its because girls who are generously boyant have nicer personalities!

;D

[greg99]

Thank you Wycco....

[rick1776]

Yep, men are shallow creatures indeed. We like women with large errr personalities and women like men with a big bulge in their errr back pockets.

cheers
rick1776

One day when they finalise the genome project they will find the gene for "I like big titties" on one of those Y chromosomes and conversley they will find on the X chromosome the "I like shopping" gene. Isnt technology wonderful.

cheers
rick1776