Post by pabs on May 10, 2003 18:09:25 GMT -5
Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor.
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped sideways and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" she yelled.
Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor", she said.
"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Bazza" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"Lets try Plan B." said Bazza.
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tile under her." replied Bazza.
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."
"Play with her tits"? Bazza said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".
Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped sideways and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" she yelled.
Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor", she said.
"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up.
"You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Bazza" (his mate).
They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"Lets try Plan B." said Bazza.
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tile under her." replied Bazza.
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."
"Play with her tits"? Bazza said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".