The Dwarth and the Horth

[El Sid]

N'joy - read it out load for a goood laugh


A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner.

"A female horth" the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the
dwarf to show him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth." he says. "Now...can I see her twot?"

With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and
shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a
couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says:

"Perhaps I should weefwaze that...Can I see her wun awound?"

[Ruby2]

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and because they are - THE - seven dwarfs they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare. Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor with tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting..........


"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"

[Cine_Man]

I think, in fact, that if you have spent any time at all in Rome, you would realized that ALL the nuns there are dwarfs.
But if you ever need to cross a street, they are great to tag onto... vehicles seem to avoid them for some reason.

cine