Post by El Sid on May 7, 2003 8:50:51 GMT -5
Way back Wayne & Shuster used to come up with funny things. One of these are when they set up their roving microphone in a whiskey distillery somewhere in Scotland.
W&S:
"Good morning listeners. We have today set up our microphone in the Achterlone Scotch Whiskey Distillery where we are to interview one of the whiskey tasters here"
"Uh, hello sir"
Taster:
"Dum, de dum, de dum da da ...
W&S:
"Sir, will you please speak to us ..."
Taster:
"What, ehh, huh ........."
W&S:
"Will you please tell us more of your job as a Scotch Whiskey Taster ?"
Taster:
"Shertainly, hic!. You shee, ackshully I am Shcottish and I tashte whishkey that ish Shcotch. Yesh, I am a Shcotch Wishkey tashter.
W&S:
"Now please tell us what the job entails."
Taster:
"Shertainly, hic!. Well you shee all dese glasshes here, dhey keep filling dese and I keep tashting dese to shee if it ish up to our shtandards, hic!.
W&S:
"That is interesting. And this carries on all day, without a break?"
Taster:
"Shertainly, not!. Every now and then we go next door, to the pub, hic!, to have a quick one!"
W&S:
"That's good. And tell us about how you commute between your home and your work"
Taster:
"Well you shee, I drive to work at 8 in the morning and somebody drives me back home at 5, hic!."
W&S:
"Well that wraps it up. Thank you very much, Sir"
Taster:
"Dum, de dum, de dum da da ...
And I'll have a quick
one too!
W&S:
"Good morning listeners. We have today set up our microphone in the Achterlone Scotch Whiskey Distillery where we are to interview one of the whiskey tasters here"
"Uh, hello sir"
Taster:
"Dum, de dum, de dum da da ...
W&S:
"Sir, will you please speak to us ..."
Taster:
"What, ehh, huh ........."
W&S:
"Will you please tell us more of your job as a Scotch Whiskey Taster ?"
Taster:
"Shertainly, hic!. You shee, ackshully I am Shcottish and I tashte whishkey that ish Shcotch. Yesh, I am a Shcotch Wishkey tashter.
W&S:
"Now please tell us what the job entails."
Taster:
"Shertainly, hic!. Well you shee all dese glasshes here, dhey keep filling dese and I keep tashting dese to shee if it ish up to our shtandards, hic!.
W&S:
"That is interesting. And this carries on all day, without a break?"
Taster:
"Shertainly, not!. Every now and then we go next door, to the pub, hic!, to have a quick one!"
W&S:
"That's good. And tell us about how you commute between your home and your work"
Taster:
"Well you shee, I drive to work at 8 in the morning and somebody drives me back home at 5, hic!."
W&S:
"Well that wraps it up. Thank you very much, Sir"
Taster:
"Dum, de dum, de dum da da ...
And I'll have a quick
one too!