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Post by pabs on May 1, 2003 13:28:06 GMT -5
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to Little Johnny and said:"Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."
Little Johnny, who had just opened his book closed it slowly, and said to the stranger "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about information technology?"
"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. They all eat the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little green pellets, and a cow a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."
"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss information technology when you don't know shit?"
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Post by El Sid on May 2, 2003 4:38:21 GMT -5
LOL@pabs As they say "You don't know squat!" hehehehe
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