Post by Topcontender on Mar 6, 2003 11:32:25 GMT -5
Someone on F1-live posted this, i snagged it before tehy take it down.
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton once again, George Patton has it correct.
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
"Going to war with France is like going deer hunting with your accordion."
--- Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French....
Raise both hands if you are French.
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--- David Letterman
What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII? "Table for 100,000 m'sieur"?
--- Jay Leno
"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
--- Rep. Roy Blount (MO)
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"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton once again, George Patton has it correct.
"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
"Going to war with France is like going deer hunting with your accordion."
--- Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French....
Raise both hands if you are French.
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--- David Letterman
What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII? "Table for 100,000 m'sieur"?
--- Jay Leno
"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried."
--- Rep. Roy Blount (MO)