Post by hearing_aide on May 20, 2002 15:26:04 GMT -5
A woman goes into a pet shop, immediately spotting a large colourful parrot. The price tag is $50 .00. "Why so little, sir?," she asks.
The owner looks at her, says, "Look, Lady, I gotta tell ya - this bird used to live in a house of ill repute, so ta speak - and sometimes says some fairly vulga stuff."
The woman thinks about it, deciding she just has to have the bird anyway and takes it home, puts the bird cage in the living room waiting for it to say something.
The bird slowly looks around the room, then at her and says, "New house, new madam."
The woman is just shocked at the implication but thinks, "Gee, that's not really so bad."
Her two teenage daughters return from school and the bird sees them come in and says, "New house, new madam, new girls."
They are a just a little bit offended - then begin to laugh about the situation.
Moments later the woman's husband, RacerX, comes home from work.
The bird looks at him and says, "Hi RacerX."
The owner looks at her, says, "Look, Lady, I gotta tell ya - this bird used to live in a house of ill repute, so ta speak - and sometimes says some fairly vulga stuff."
The woman thinks about it, deciding she just has to have the bird anyway and takes it home, puts the bird cage in the living room waiting for it to say something.
The bird slowly looks around the room, then at her and says, "New house, new madam."
The woman is just shocked at the implication but thinks, "Gee, that's not really so bad."
Her two teenage daughters return from school and the bird sees them come in and says, "New house, new madam, new girls."
They are a just a little bit offended - then begin to laugh about the situation.
Moments later the woman's husband, RacerX, comes home from work.
The bird looks at him and says, "Hi RacerX."
I wish I could fly
