First Car Story Time….. (This a thread not to be lost)
OK, onto her finest hour…. (Can’t believe this was over 10 years ago, 1990-91 if I recall correctly)
We had been planning this trip for just over half a year, the destination, <spoken in a deep voice> “Steep Point…..”.
I had been there 4-5 times before (once a year) with my father, his twin brother (my uncle) and one of my older brothers (the one who got the G60 Patrol). It’s an even longer story but I thought it was time my friends could also experience such a magical place.
We had the vehicle, we had the resources, all we needed was some planning and a bit of luck….
(For some background, “Steep Point” or “the point” as it is called amongst those who have had to fortune to have been there, is the western most point of Australia in the district area of “Sharks Bay”, aptly named because of it large shark population, it is also home to debatably the best land based game fishing spot in Australia and also one of the hardest to get too. A warm ocean current just brushes the western coastline of Australia and the positioning of Dirk Hartog’s island makes for the perfect filter for land based game fishing, oh, and we only keep what we eat, but we do eat a lot and one trip will ensure enough fish for 9 months)
For an brief inventory list, this was for 4 x 19 year olds for 2 weeks……
1 x FJ-40 Cruiser, only slightly modified,
1 x Off-road trailer (Holden hubs, 10” sand tyres, square axel and all) – at discount
1 x 300 L freezer (purpose built, fully copper piped, full of food and bait) - free
1 x 30 L reinforced fridge/freezer – errr, free
1 x 2.5hp Generator – we actually had to pay for this, bastards
8 x 20L gerry cans (6 leaded, 2 unleaded) – 4 mine, 4 borrowed (6 for vehicle, 2 for generator)
2 x 40L fresh water – ummmm, thanks M&D
16 x 24, 375ml cartons of beer – again with the buying
4 ounces of, errr, sweet juicy hydroponic marmalade… - it pays to grow your own mmuphmm
14 x fishing rods. (game, spinning, balloon) – mine, borrowed, stolen, found
1 x heaps of fishing gear (all of the above)
We starting packing the vehicle the night before we planned to leave, we were all still living with our parents at the time and it was only natural that this was to be done at my place, (since we had the car and freezer).
We planned to leave Christmas Day (late afternoon) so that we could get the best fishing spot whilst all the married old sad bastards had to stay at home. (The parents were not too thrilled about this idea but somehow the logic prevailed and they let us get away with it, being men we are labelled as pigs anyway)
The big freezer had been running for a few days on fast freeze in the garage and was frozen solid; it took four solid people to lift that thing onto the trailer and even then it was still a difficult task, (always was).
We began the pack and we had arranged the inside cab of the cruiser so that two or three people could sit in the front whilst at least two people were able to sleep on top of everything in the back. We also ensured that the Engel was still available as it stored fresh food for the trip.)
At around dusk Christmas day we had finished the packing and it was time to leave, the vehicle looked heavy, very heavy, but this was what she was built for. (Everything was full and we were searching for places to put left over things). We had planned to drive the majority of the trip at night as everything is cooler and we felt it was better for both the passengers and the car… (With 40-deg heat during the day you don’t really want to be in an overcrowded car with no air-conditioning and no alcohol, everyone was a driver and we weren’t stupid enough to mix alcohol and driving in such conditions)
We finally made the finishing touches, fitted the long-range aerial (taped down), taped up the back doors and windows (for red dust, that shit gets everywhere), took off the spotty covers, and unlocked the front hubs….
And we were off…… (1st gear was indeed needed, and I said it was useless, though I could’ve started in 2nd if it was straight tooth, damned those drivers wanting easier to drive cars)
I couldn’t believe how heavy the vehicle felt to drive through suburban streets, it literary felt like a heavy truck and my main concern was over coppers since the trailer didn’t have power brakes and I was sure it was heavy enough to require them. Our first stop of course was a servo in Wanneroo (edge of town, back then anyway) to double check everything and reset tyre pressures, 36 in the back and 34 in the front.
Now, I don’t know how many of you have driven up the west coast of Australia, but let me tell you that there’s not much to see or do. We estimated the entire drive time at around 14 hours (1100km’s) with driver changes and with the majority of the road being just plain flat and straight. (I remember back in ’87 there was still a 200km dirt stretch just after Kalbarri, but that was filled in during that year)
One thing to note here is that in a heavy vehicle like this, your safe braking distance to stop from 100kmph is about 300 meters if not more. (This was drilled into us before we left by an experienced uncle). So if an animal, any animal (roo, bunny, fox, cow, moose?) jumps out in front of the car, you don’t change the vehicles direction to try and avoid it and you don’t slam on the brakes (remember they’re drums and they never brake straight). The best you can do is to apply normal braking and switch your lights to low beam. If you’re going to hit a 6-foot red kangaroo, it’s better to do so with a balanced car rather than one off balance. It may mean the difference between a roo-bar smashed into the radiator and a broken windscreen compared with a vehicle on its side with a jack-knifed trailer and the possibility of injured passengers.
(Also, at every stop we checked radiator temp, every wheel-bearing temp, tyre wall temp and tyre tread temp so we could monitor conditions the best we could. All was clear though the rear bearings were quite warm and given the weight of the trailer we wanted to keep an eye on them)
Anyway, after an eventless drive, (apart from a few dead rabbits and using gerry cans to help us get between fuel stations, at one stretch they were 400km apart). We get to the “Overlander”, basically it’s a roadhouse in the middle of nowhere with no petrol stations for a 300km radius so basically everyone stops there.
It was also our last look at any civilisation for some time so hot processed food was in order.
(This was when we relocked the front hubs to ensure the front diff was ready when needed)
It was well and truly morning and after a final systems check on the vehicle it was time for the final stretch, 100km’s of winding road before leaving the tarmac for 4 hours of straight hilly very corrugated dirt (70kph stuff, and since there were no lanes everyone always took the best line, be it on the left or right hand side of the road, the blind hills were always scary when you’re on the wrong side. If a vehicle was a approaching in the opposite direction you’d see them a few km’s away from their dust trail, it was more the stationary vehicle or a herd of cattle that you worried about). Every half hour or so you’d see a dead trailer on the side of the road, one quick look at the road surface and you knew the cause.
Once finally at the end of the corrugation, we had reached the causeway, (a massive salt reserve), we then crossed the kilometre long embankment (much like a dyke, but for business purposes with gates) to reach the base of the sand dunes. Much to our surprise at the base of the dunes was a party of 3 with a yellow 4-cyl Yoto Highlux (no trailer), still with fishing rods taped to the roof. They looked downright pissed and we knew something was up as they had tents pitched, we spoke with them briefly and as it turned out they couldn’t get up the first hill (I wasn’t surprised, with a 4-cyl and all). They had been trying for 3 days, and were waiting for some rain to make things easier. (hehe, rain in Sharks Bay in December, dream on)
So now it got interesting, we had all promised no alcohol till we reached the causeway and we had kept that promise, so it was now time for a well-earned beer. (A legacy from when my father and uncle used to take me up here, there was no law about drinking and off-road driving).
Onto more serious stuff, the first hill looked in bad shape and I’ve never been one to fuck around with formalities (thought you’d all know that by know). So the tyres on the Cruiser came straight down to 11 psi, (that’s low for you non off-road driving people), I knew we could go down to 9 psi but only if we got in serious trouble. (We let the trailer tyres down to 13 psi; we didn’t want it bounce around too much).
(NOTE: At this time we took a photo and I still have it around somewhere and when I find the bastard again I’ll post it, as it really does show the character of the vehicle, the terrain and what lied ahead.)
Now from experience (from a passengers seat) this first hill doesn’t seem to end, it just goes on and on.
So I knew before we even attempted it that is was now low range 4 x 4 time, (the first hill is one of the worst and the front diff had been turning over for the last 4 hours or so), so we get a small run up and into 4th gear low-range, (about 40kmph), sit the taco at 3,300rpm and hold on.