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Post by Wycco on Nov 27, 2002 15:40:52 GMT -5
So when Dyslexics get aroused... does it point downwards instead? ...Never mind... I'm going- no need to call the bouncer...
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Post by RacerX on Nov 27, 2002 16:13:54 GMT -5
Hey Henrik &/or greg99, After further thought, not only am I looking forward to Consuela's race report between you & Pabs, I am now actually looking forward to her report on our race as well. Especially since we were blessed and visited by the great Takagi. After all, I do seem to remember a fantastic 360 degree spin. Granted, not executed as perfect as our great master, but pretty impressive nevertheless. I don't recall seeing, or hearing about one ever before. Is this a first? LOL, I guess I'll have to wait for the full report. Patience young man...patience...WUFF. This could be embarrassing, RacerX
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Post by Henrik on Nov 27, 2002 18:31:56 GMT -5
Hmm Racer, I do believe Da Silva did a nice Takagi when we raced in Toronto this summer.
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Post by daSilva on Nov 27, 2002 22:45:25 GMT -5
Ummmmm,
Punted by a back marker.
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Post by greg99 on Nov 28, 2002 13:17:30 GMT -5
Just heard from Consuelo - that lazy b*%*&^ has been sipping on cocktails (Sex on the Beach and Smirnoff Ice, to name just a few) and enjoying the wild Austin night life. She can't get two words straight, left alone write a report!!! I have checked the scoring sheets and they seem to be correct however. She met Wally. She was so drunk she thought it was the Codswallop one. We all know it's RacerX's brother but she can't figure it out in her state..... She was spotted ranting about Texas BBQ vs. South Carolina BBQ. She wanted proof. But hell, no one has ever heard from South Carolina BBQ around here - what has that woman been smoking? She was later arrested and locked up for suggesting that Wycco has the best BBQ recipe - who the heck is Wycco, they asked? She was about to be released when she shouted out loud "Shamu is gonna come and get ya all!!" "Shamu is alive" " Long live Shamu" Spin Takagi, spiiiiiiiiiiin" "Sean Connery must win". Needless to say she was locked back in in a dark smelly cell with 3 cow boys Nascar freaks who had been arrested for gross rape and murder. After a few hours the 3 were finally released, the judge having considered that they had paid their debt to society : Consuelo had been talking non-stop about how great CART is, how much M$ sucks and that BBQ was better is South Carolina. The cow boys were begging and crying as they came out She was presented before a judge and about to be released on Bond (pun intended ;D) when, to the judge's question: "do you feel any remorse", she answered: "No, coz I'm innocent. AJ did it". We are now trying to locate a lawyer good enough to get her out of this mess...... we'll keep you posted.
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Post by RacerX on Nov 29, 2002 11:44:42 GMT -5
Oh boy...this is terrible. I just read that the Austin Police Department have sent out an ALL POINTS BULLETIN for a mysterious "Aj" guy. The bulletin was sent to the Texas Department Of Public Safety...better known as the State Troopers!!!
I hve since learned that they, not knowing of this "Aj", have since forwarded this bulletin to the greatest orginised crime fighters in the history of the world: the Texas Rangers. Wuff, look out Aj, they WILL find you!
Damned, now everyone's gonna be needing a good lawyer. Wuff...
Good luck Consuela...you're going to need it!
H'mm...I wonder if we can get the great spirit of Shamu to arrise and bust you out of the pen they're holding you in?
Wuff, RacerX
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Post by RacerX on Nov 29, 2002 11:57:08 GMT -5
I just heard this on local radio!!!!
********************************************* Latest CRIME SPREE update:
It seems that late last night, there was a jail break in downtown Austin, Texas.
No one can confirm anything as of this time, but it seems that one alleged convict, being held for disorderly conduct AND a crime worse than any before: stating South Carolina BBQ was better than Texas BBQ, has escaped.
We're still awaiting the details, but from what we can gather, guards on duty said they'd just finished up their giant turkey dinner when suddenly they felt the ground shake. They feared it was a big earth quake, when suddenly the entire southwall of the city jail collapsed, and standing there before them was this GIANT Killer Whale!
After rechecking the gaurds stories (they all seemed to match), and after being examined by local doctors, the official word here is that the guards were suffering from some type of turkey food poisining, and possibly that a hallucinate was slipped into there Thanksgiving day meal.
Either way, they're still having a hard time explaining the terrible fish like smell that's still lingering in the cell, and wondering where all this water has come from.
Strange... *********************************************
Well, I'm guessing that right about now, Consuela is sneaking onto a plane to get as far from this country as possible...
LOL, RacerX
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Post by daSilva on Nov 29, 2002 13:50:19 GMT -5
AJ King of Austin? Hey Rx, do you mean they are sending A-rod after him. Hehehe.
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Post by RacerX on Dec 2, 2002 14:02:13 GMT -5
ROFL... LOL, it took me a week to figure that one out! Man, sometimes...I'm a complete idiot! Hey, I heard that...OK, I didn't really hear it, but I know you're thinking it! LOL, RacerX
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Post by daSilva on Dec 2, 2002 14:37:58 GMT -5
Hehehe,
Not a baseball fan eh? Considering what A-rod gets paid he should be a Texas Ranger in the off season, they could partner him with Walker (Chuck Norris, LOL).
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Post by RacerX on Dec 3, 2002 15:13:20 GMT -5
LOL...yep, unfortunately, I've never been able to get into an orginization that can't figure out what game it is they're playing!!! Talk about a bunch of idiots...LOL, everytime they land a real pitcher, they let him go, or trade him for a slugger.
Wuff, the rangers have some of the biggest bats around, and NO pitcing. They think they'll beat everyone by outscoring their opponents 15-12, or 17-16, etc, etc.
The only thing happening there is just the opposite: they score plenty, but since they have NO pitching, the other teams seem to score just a bit more. So they wind up losing 15-16, or 13-14, etc, etc. Hell, the Rangers score as often as J-Lo, but still can't win sh*t!
Too funny, RacerX
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Post by Wycco on Dec 3, 2002 15:32:55 GMT -5
LOL... Greg I have new found respect for you... RacerX, now that you mention J Ho... Did you hear about the prenup? Apparantly- she gets $5 Million if he cheats on her + $1 Million if he lies about it. Also in the prenup- he has it in writing he will have sex with her 4 times a week... Poor bastard!
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Post by RacerX on Dec 3, 2002 17:53:55 GMT -5
Oh man, that's messed up...
Wuff, Rx
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Post by daSilva on Dec 3, 2002 17:57:50 GMT -5
Mmmmmmm,
I wonder if I can work that into my prenup? ;D
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Post by greg99 on Dec 4, 2002 17:41:22 GMT -5
Darn! The prenup! I knew I had forgotten something when I got married. ....
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