M$'s after shave causes impotence

[pabs]

This is hysterical...

Here's the link (it's in italian)

www.tgcom.it/ArticoloTgCom/articoli/articolo77712.shtml

This is the raw translation made by CC, a member of the JPM forum...

For someone like him used to taking risks on the track, nothing should frighten him. However, something has frightened him & it's his own line of mens beauty products. Recent tests have proved that a substance present in both the deodorant & after shave is responsible for a lack of sexual performance, in other words; impotency.
The danger has been confirmed by reserch chemist Dr. Gerd Peske, who says the there is a substance contained in the products which comes from animal extracts which are known to be dangerous for men's fertility. Schumacher might not fear anything or anybody on the track, but outside it he looks like he's in trouble. Poor Schumi, his personal "World Champion" line of products doesn't live up to his name & could see an end to his career....sexual.

This is good news now that I'm organizing my x-mas list ;D

[Wycco]

LOL...


Great- that will stop his fans from breeding... LOL... because well and trully- any fan of M$ does not deserve to breed!

[Srrh]

This is wonderful news...
T3 and Geza won't have a kid together.

Srrh

[RacerX]

Figures....no mere mortal could stop Schumacher....only Schumacher can stop Schumacher...LOL!

Wuff, I wonder if it's too late to get a refund for this sh*t??


ROFLMAO,
RacerX

[Henrik]

RacerX,


LMAO!!

You actually bought that stuff!

[greg99]

All I have to say is that this time he has been publicly busted for using illegal or harmful substances.... Proof that the FIA is not involved in cosmetics.....

[Srrh]

RacerX said:

Wuff, I wonder if it's too late to get a refund for this sh*t??

How much of it did you buy?

Srrh

[Topcontender]

Heh i might like the driver but there is no way in hell i want to:
A. Smell like him
B. Dress like him (he really needs help here)
C. Buy anything with his name on it

[RacerX]

ROFLMAO....

Henrik: (90% of the sh*t I post is soley for entertainment purposes...usually winds up being my own entertainment...LOL) See my later reply to Srrh for example! (No, I didn't buy any)

Greg99: Yes, proof positive, the FIA have no clue how to monitor cosmetics!!! They must learn, though...

Srrh: Well, uhm...er...about 5 cases! I figured that should last me a life time, and also represent payment from a gracious fan...one case per WDC title! Silly me...


LOL,
RacerX

[da_silva]

Errr,

Well Schumel is much too busy for erections anyway, but I'll bet he still gets one for Jean Todt.

[Srrh]

RacerX said:

about 5 cases! I figured that should last me a life time, and also represent payment from a gracious fan...one case per WDC title

So the 3 first cases were made of water?lol

srrh

[pabs]

LOL...

and Rx splashes it onto his face while yelling "Jerez 97"

[greg99]

I am sorry da silva to burst your bubble........it's the other way around.......... trust me.....................

[da_silva]

Greg,

You're probably right, but I always figured they had hard ons for each other. Sort of a mutual hard on society. LOL ;D

[greg99]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get the picture anyway