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Post by DeadCat on Jul 30, 2003 17:29:34 GMT -5
Given RacerX’s apparent absence of late, the management of “Team Feline” has requested that the former FPOTM winner and star poster “DeadCat” be classified as a “Whore” for the August ’03 Championship race….
DeadCat is quoted: “We have a good chance to win this race and to see the points go to waste would be like a virgin having sex with a virgin, a lot of fun sure, but not much gets done…”
There is less than 24hours to close the deal….
“I’m not asking for much, I’d just like to be a whore…..”
Team Feline principle FatCat was also likened to the idea:
“Well DeadCat can go wherever the f^ck he likes, he’s costing us a f^cking fortune in booze….”
More on this developing story later…..
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Post by Wycco on Jul 31, 2003 8:02:39 GMT -5
DeadCat,
I would love to switch you over- however, I need to hear from the whores to see if they endorse this before I can switch you over...
If they take too long- I'll go back and change your team- post raceum...
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Post by Henrik on Jul 31, 2003 8:53:11 GMT -5
Don't hold your breath, the Whores were never fast at anything, except for perhaps RacerX running after the pitbabes.....
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Post by Wycco on Jul 31, 2003 8:56:02 GMT -5
LOL...
Well since the announcement that DC was switching came BEFORE the race- if the whores are slow to respond- as I said, I shall change DC's status for the race- post raceum- therefore any points he accumulates will be included.
I just need the whores approval!
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Post by daSilva on Jul 31, 2003 11:57:17 GMT -5
Wycco, The move has been approved by management! This is a one race contract and we will evaluate Deadcat's racing performance and contract after the August FPOTM.
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Post by daSilva on Jul 31, 2003 12:00:54 GMT -5
Furthermore, RacerX has been moved into a senior management role at Tora's Whores where he can concentrate on providing the team with the best HotPitBabes in the paddock!
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Post by Wycco on Jul 31, 2003 12:07:38 GMT -5
OK...
Welcome to the Whores DeadCat- I'll switch you over!
TWR now has none of it's original drivers- 5 FPOTMers have been whores at one time or another!
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Post by daSilva on Jul 31, 2003 17:29:39 GMT -5
Deadcat, Excellent victory. We would like to welcome you to TWR on a permanent basis. We are offering the usual TWR contract with all the HPB benefits that come with being a TWR driver.
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Post by pabs on Jul 31, 2003 17:56:51 GMT -5
5 drivers have been members of TWR and 2 of them are now into retirement.
Man, it sounds like it's a crappy deal to be in that team.
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Post by daSilva on Jul 31, 2003 18:19:39 GMT -5
One left as a champion to run the FPOTM championship (Bernie Wyccostone) and the other has gracefully retired as the most prolific HotPitBabe hunter the sport has ever known. Not a bad record I would say.
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Post by pabs on Aug 1, 2003 13:39:10 GMT -5
Bernie Wyccostone didn't win the championship, did he?
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Post by daSilva on Aug 1, 2003 13:43:30 GMT -5
Bernie Wyccostone was FPOTD champion!
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Post by pabs on Aug 1, 2003 13:47:30 GMT -5
Ahhh right...I forgot about that.
Incidentally, the reigning FPOTM champion is no longer in the running either. Makes you wonder what this sport does to people.
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Post by Wycco on Aug 1, 2003 13:49:30 GMT -5
Pabs- I won FPOTD by a large margin! Plus 2 FPOTMs (OK one was the test month to shake out bugs before the season started)
da Silva and RacerX wern't active in FPOTD last year- and Dream Power won the constructors championship- but had we been using the 2003 scoring system- TWR would have won FPOTD constructors too! (not bad huh?)
I also hold the record for most podiums in one season- and most points in one season (FPOTD)- although da Silva is well on track to totally smash both those records this year (actually- when the software calculates the scores tonight- da Silva will probably hold one or both those records).
All this and 2002 was a short season- due to the software not going live until April 1st.
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Post by PK on Aug 3, 2003 4:14:05 GMT -5
I would like to take this opportunity to refute any ideas that may be growing about a possible rift within TWR as a result of DeaCat's signing to the team. It is well known that in the past there has been some bad blood between myself and DeadCat, dating back to a brief stint i had as a member of Team Feline. Sure i was disappointed about not being given an extension to the 2 race contract i had with the team at the time but i have moved on and enjoyed some success in the past 2 seasons with Team 0-Five and now Tora's Whores. I welcome DeadCat into the team and hope that his win on debut for the Whores is a sign of things to come as we fight for the constructors championship. Naturally i am saddened to see Racer X gone as he was a mentor for me within the team and a great source of pit babes - nobody quite knows how he does it but he must have something working in his favour! Racer X was a great team mate for Da Silva and myself to have and DeadCat has his work cut out for him if he wants to fill the void that has been left. I wish Racer all the best in his retirement and i look forward to his ongoing relationship with the team in his new role. While i welcome DeadCat into the team i am yet to be convinced as to wether he can work effectively as a team mate - he has not spoken to me since his signing to the team nor during competition so I cannot say how he feels about crawling into a highly succesful team after the demise of his own. I am sure we will see how his being a part of the team pans out as the championshiip begins to rap up with only 4 races remaining this year. Who knows, I may be pleasantly suprised, however this is not my concern at the moment - my goal is to win my first FPOTM Drivers Championship and in doing so take TWR to a constructors championship win. I will not be losing sight of my goals because of personel changes within the team.
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