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Post by greg99 on Dec 16, 2002 19:11:52 GMT -5
FPOTM 2002 has ended with OT reclaiming his rightful title and Dream Power confirming its excellence. It is no surprise then that the musical chairs would start before the new season takes off in a little over a month for another fierce battle.
With the consent of the poaching team, I would like to inform you all that yours truly – although never winning a single race – has been asked to switch teams. Who are the poachers, you might ask? Well, none other that Tora’s Whores……
Wycco having decided to dedicate his time to being Race Director and Score Keeper, thus being unable to race, will leave an empty seat at TWR in 2003.
I have given this offer a lot of thought and still can’t make up my mind. Of course, I am a girl and that’s my privilege, so I am asking for your help in making this important decision.
Please vote FOR the team you would recommend me to either go to or stay with (UNLIKE in the weakest link!!!) and please give me the reasons for your vote. I will then consider the results of the vote and will make my final decision.
Thank you all in advance
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Post by Wycco on Dec 17, 2002 8:48:14 GMT -5
Greg go with TWR (if my team mates accept- which I'm sure they will)...
Why?
1) In the interest of the sport. It was a close and exciting race between Almighty and TWR this year. So when I leave it would be nice to replace myself with similar points.
I would like for you to replace me at TWR when I "retire"- this will maintain the balance of power between the teams (you and I were more or less neck and neck in points for most of the season)- thus TWR fortunes stay similar. Dream Power would be hurt, but if OT adopted a new driver into the team (I'm sure he will have plenty of applicants from people wishing to join the series next season), pointwise I think it would make the constructors championship evenly divided between 3 teams- thus making it very interesting/exciting.
2. For FPOTD, when I retire you and OT would be the only ones competing fot FPOTD (most likely)- it would make it much more exciting for both of you if you were on different teams.
3. You would fit in perfectly... Being a hot pit babe, you would immediately earn the respect and admiration of the crew who would do whatever they could to help you... (I've no doubt TWR would be willing to hire Sean Connery as your personal mechanic)
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Post by Wycco on Dec 17, 2002 8:49:45 GMT -5
I guess, my main reason why I think you should is...
If you do- and OT trains a new member to join him, it will make the constructors competition a strong 3-way race.
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Post by RacerX on Dec 17, 2002 14:16:39 GMT -5
Most honorable greg99, knowing you ARE a HotPitBabe yourself, I guess I couldn't entice you with the fact that we have many HotPitBabes running around for our very own pleasure. BUT...seeing you are a HotPitbabe, maybe we could get used to the fact that we could hire a few HotMalePitBabes for your sole use?
Anyway, we'd greatly enjoy having you associated with Tora's!
I say WELCOME! (Assuming the close...LOL)
Later, RacerX
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Post by OT on Dec 17, 2002 15:07:30 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't leave me......... We've conqured the WORLD!!!!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!
I'll be heart broken. I'll get down on my knees.... and beg....
....you'll be classified as a WHORE!!!!!
....hang on - i've got a copy of the contract somewhere....
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Post by Henrik on Dec 17, 2002 16:40:26 GMT -5
I say stay with Dream Power! Dream Power came to be after a merger of Grey Power and Dream Team. Now, Dream Team was the team formerly known as Playboy, with Greg99 and Glendo as drivers. As such, if you leave, they would have to change their name to... ...Grey Playboy Besides, I would never want you to be known as a Whore!! Oh, there could be another option, and that would be to join Almighty, the greatest team of all! I just haven't had time to sift through all the applications I have received yet to see if there would still be a place though...
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Post by pabs on Dec 17, 2002 16:52:56 GMT -5
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Post by Wycco on Dec 17, 2002 17:57:44 GMT -5
That's Tora's Whore... what could be better! LOL
Pabs, you misunderstand... I am retiring from the sport so that I can mediate more effectively- plus work on coding (after work only chance I get- so the only way to be fair is if I'm not a points scorer- elsewise if I have to take the forum down at FPOTD Of course I'll win)...
I only want to maintain the balance of power- that is why I invited Greg to replace me at TWR... Also don't want to totally abandon my team without finding a replacement first.
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Post by Wycco on Dec 17, 2002 17:58:41 GMT -5
BTW, Pabs/Henrik...
It is in your best interest that Greg leaves DP for TWR... since that will even the playing field more between your two main opponents...
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Post by daSilva on Dec 17, 2002 22:08:42 GMT -5
Well, This is the first I've heard of this. OT lets talk.
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Post by Wycco on Dec 18, 2002 9:46:02 GMT -5
LOL... I believe I mentioned elsewhere on this forum that I intended to retire at the end of the year-
but not to worry I would try and find myself a replacement so I don't let the team down...
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Post by OT on Dec 18, 2002 15:26:14 GMT -5
hehehe.... don't you get it daSilva??
Wycco is looking around for someone to replace "himself". He needs a Top-line driver. He doesn't think there is anyone in the team capable of doing that job, so he has to go "outside". How do you feel - Wasted?? - Walked on?? - Worthless??
See - the way WE would have done it - is promote you to Number One and then look around for someone that YOU could train.
....hate to say it - but - I told you so....
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Wally Codswallop on Dec 18, 2002 15:55:17 GMT -5
Dear Ms 99
As manager of the most successful and powerful and prestigious FPOTM team that the world has ever seen, I am more than pleased that you will be continuing your outstanding performance in Dream Power Team.
I have in my possession the contractual arrangement signed by yourself and duly witnessed by the Worlds Greatest Ever Driver - OT - that states that you will not be moving anywhere in 2003 or any other year for that matter. I'm sure you read the "fine print" before you signed this contract.
However, there is one option open to you....
....maybe we can discuss that over a few drinks ....at my place
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Post by greg99 on Dec 18, 2002 17:02:58 GMT -5
Dear Mr Codswallop
Thank you for finally taking the time to react to a crisis concerning one of your drivers. Since OT won the title I have not seen or heard from you – a little encouragement for next year and a “well done” tap on the shoulder for a first year would have been appreciated. It’s a bit late now…..Obviously the competition felt this lack of interest and jumped in with both feet. In order to keep my options open, it is in my best interest to consider every offer put before me.
I have done my very best to support DP with all the means at my disposal. Obviously OT had the best mechanics and never EVER did he share his tactics with me. That in my book makes me the Nr 2 driver. However, I didn’t mind as I needed to learn, and learn I did.
As to my contract, it’s worth as much as the paper it’s written on. I don’t see why FPOTM contracts should have more value that F1 contracts. That contract was written up and signed when I was an ignorant rookie. One season later, my value has increased, having proved that I can be a dangerous competitor amongst the ferocious contestants. THIS was not accounted for in the contract I signed, which needs to be re-negotiated. I am sure you will understand that position.
I am very much open for a discussion but this will have to be on MY terms and on MY turf. I hope you like Diet Coke for drinks, I’ll need to stay clear-headed. By the way, you’ll be picking up the bill……
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Post by Topcontender on Dec 18, 2002 17:05:20 GMT -5
Man with bribes Andrea Moda will never get quality pilots. Oh well we can be the Minardi of FPOTM
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