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Post by glendo on Jul 17, 2003 5:49:36 GMT -5
and I want 3 reasons why?
;D ;D ;D
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Post by Wycco on Jul 17, 2003 8:17:04 GMT -5
Egg
3 Reasons?
1) Scrambled Eggs is a breakfast food. Chicken are more typically dinner foods.
2) Eggs are typically of a younger age than chickens- young age and inexperience are the two primary causes for coming quickly.
3) Dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens evolved.
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Post by Henrik on Jul 17, 2003 8:37:44 GMT -5
The egg came first.
1. People who are afraid are often referred to as « chicken », and they would never dare to go first.
2. If you drop and egg and a chicken from a tall building, the aerodynamic design of the egg will ensure that it reaches the ground first, thus coming first….
3. If we take the first three letters of each word (egg, chi) and apply numbers to these letters as to how they appear in the alphabet, then the sum for egg is 19 and the sum for chicken is 20, and so the 19 comes first.
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Post by Srrh on Jul 17, 2003 9:41:12 GMT -5
The chiken is an actual living being. The Eggs is a potential living being.
Actuallity always takes precedent on potentiality.
Thus, the chiken.
Srrh
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Post by pabs on Jul 17, 2003 9:45:39 GMT -5
The chicken came first because...well the egg can't come.
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Post by El Sid on Jul 17, 2003 10:00:36 GMT -5
Now this is easy, it's the chicken. 1) Chickens have always had a problem with humans. Therefore they lay eggs for humans to consume thus causing elevated cholesterol levels as Lipograms indicate. The chickens produce eggs as their own type of WMD (and we know they lay them, but where?) Therefore the chicken was first. The eggs have nothing against us, it is the chickens and le Coq sportif guys from France that have it against us. 2) Eggs are found in nests made by chickens. If the nest was not there, there would be no eggs. So, eggs you suck, the chickens were first. 3) The saying "Don't kill the Goose Chicken that lays the golden egg" is of great importance here. Where on earth have you have you heard anyone, just anyone, say: "Don't kill the golden egg that hatches the Chicken"? Ridiculous. The Chicken was there first. Who crows first in the morning? The egg? Ha, Ha, Ha ! That will never happen. Imagine a egg waking you first thing in the morning with a "Eggle-Doodle-Doo!" And just when I thought I was getting ahead in the rat race - or is it chicken run? - along come you guys. ;D I'm surprised that so many get this wrong. Mind you a breakfast with eggs would be quite OK. Now that I'm thinking of breakfast, what was first, the bacon or the ....................?
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Post by Srrh on Jul 17, 2003 10:38:02 GMT -5
The chicken came first because...well the egg can't come. Hehehe..that reads like a Wycco quote... Srrh
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Post by Wycco on Jul 17, 2003 10:48:46 GMT -5
Hehehe..that reads like a Wycco quote... Srrh Did you see my 2nd answer... it's along the same lines!!!! ;D
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Post by daSilva on Jul 17, 2003 12:24:18 GMT -5
Well obviously eggs can't cross roads by themselves! Eggs can't run around with their head cut off! And eggs can't wake you up at the crack of dawn cockadoodling! Therefore the chicken is the superior, and must have come first.
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Post by Topcontender on Jul 17, 2003 13:36:24 GMT -5
Chicken
you need a chicken to lay an egg.
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Post by DeadCat on Jul 17, 2003 13:49:34 GMT -5
I thought the chicken needed to get laid before the egg comes…
So actually, 2 chickens came before the egg.... (Ok, ok, so most likely the Female chicken didn', mmffffffffff.....
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Post by pabs on Jul 17, 2003 15:45:10 GMT -5
Well I'd like to provide experimental evidence for my claim:
First, choke the chicken and see if it comes. Then choke the egg and see if it comes. The answer should be very obvious.
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Post by Wycco on Jul 17, 2003 16:02:36 GMT -5
Putting humour aside... (heaven forbid)
Scientifically- the "chicken" egg came before the chicken.
At some point during the course of evolution 2 "not quite" chickens mated- their impending DNA mutated to become chicken-DNA and a "chicken zygote" was born...
That first organism (that we call a chicken today) had to be an egg before it was a full grown chicken...
Thus the egg really DID come before the chicken.
Incidentally- you do all know the difference between a chicken and a hen, right?
Chickens are raised primarily for meat. Hens are raised primarily for egg production.
Thus the question is flawed. The question more correctly phrased is:
"Which came first, the hen or the egg?"
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Post by Wycco on Jul 17, 2003 16:03:09 GMT -5
Of course... A better question would be- which came first the rooster or the chicken!
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Post by greg99 on Jul 18, 2003 17:08:10 GMT -5
Gosh Wycco, you stole my theory. I was going to mention the hen, as it is obvious that this particular detail has escaped all of you macho men. Having said that and as the polyglott that I am, I would suggest that the egg came first (and you'll notice that the Wycco-Pabs-Greg trio really is family and have the same gutter mind): In French, the hen is a "poule", a word also used to describe an "upper class whore" (or so she thinks). In Spanish, eggs is "huevos" also referred to as "cojones". Therefore, a male with "cojones" faced with a "poule" is bound to come first. QED
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