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Post by daSilva on May 7, 2003 14:40:28 GMT -5
It must be the cellphone one because I've not done anything wrong, I swear. Hehehe.
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Post by Wycco on May 7, 2003 14:44:54 GMT -5
LOL... Mo, I didn't answer yes to all the sex questions... Despite what people think of me--- I'm not that bad a pervert... I honestly and fairly answer no to several "sex" questions... never paid for sex, never had anal, never with anyone under 16- etc...etc...etc...etc... There is only one question that I said "no" to that could be argued "yes". If you own a sex toy- that was given to you as a gag gift... and you use it as an ornament- is that considered "USING A SEX TOY" ? Also- would normal house hold items, if used for errrmmm "props" - would that be considered "USING A SEX TOY" ? I answered no to that question... but its all in the semantics of what "Using A Sex Toy" means... and as Clinton would say-
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Post by Ruby2 on May 7, 2003 14:53:06 GMT -5
Lmao Wycco!!!! I'm thinking I may have to revise one of my answers in the light of all that! Anyway, I don't think you are a pervert! Even if you are naked most of the time! Its purely medicinal, isnt it?
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Post by pabs on May 7, 2003 15:07:37 GMT -5
All of mine were pretty much clear cut. I'm afraid that if I think hard enough and retake the test, I might end up with more years than I've already got.
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Post by alexmd on May 7, 2003 15:11:26 GMT -5
i got 66 years in prison and 7000 fine... lol and i thought i was such a good boy... i probably would have gotten more but i don't remeber if i knowingly bought stolen goods... and i answered yes to all the sex questions... does that make me a pervert? (note: i payed for my friend not for me... it was a little bet, long story)
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Post by Wycco on May 7, 2003 15:20:42 GMT -5
LOL... Lmao Wycco!!!! I'm thinking I may have to revise one of my answers in the light of all that! Anyway, I don't think you are a pervert! Even if you are naked most of the time! Its purely medicinal, isnt it? Thanks Ruby... I have an (illdeserved ) reputation around here for having my mind in the gutter all the time... Anyway- JUST IN CASE it made a big difference- I went back and changed that one answer to "Yes"... Result: Nothing changed!!!!!! Turns out that one question doesn't make a difference to your sentence OR your fine! LOL- I'm still amazed at how long y'all's sentences are... either I've lived a very sheltered boring life- or you're all criminal masterminds...
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Post by Srrh on May 7, 2003 15:55:22 GMT -5
Srrh is a Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - I am heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if I am not already inside. I don't to be perfect, but if no one says I am a bad person, they're wrong. I am. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 117 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! I knew I should have shot the GO with a bow while in club med 20 years ago...It would have paid big.... Srrh
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Post by Cine_Man on May 7, 2003 17:04:50 GMT -5
Sorry, mates, I'm going to have to try harder...
"You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £5000
so much for 48 years of effort....
Cine_...
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Post by greg99 on May 7, 2003 17:27:50 GMT -5
That will be bring me to retirement and I'll be able to enjoy all the money stacked away that I will have been unable to spend (but then again I am not a big spender).
I hope some of us end up in the same jail!!
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Post by Henrik on May 8, 2003 6:48:05 GMT -5
Oh boy, I'm up there with the bad guys! Crooked, got 42 years prison (only) £ 7'000 fine and a possibility of death penalty! Damn, I wonder what I did that deserves death? Shit, hope my boss doesn't see this!! (Getting drunk in a public place...)
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Post by Danny Boy on May 8, 2003 7:21:54 GMT -5
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 121 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Shows how much they know, my wife thinks I'm lovely.
The funny thing is I knew 'Mad' Frank quite well, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson. I also knew of, but unlike Frankie, they would not have known me.
I also think some of you may be being economical with the truth.
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Post by CFF on May 8, 2003 21:05:10 GMT -5
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Years in prison: 112 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty![/i] Surprised ?? I had to go back and retake it after I read a couple replies ... I too once paid for sex (for a friend of course ) .... I'd forgotten that. Maybe that's what make's me #3 on the Evil List (least Srrh & DB are equally experienced .... or I'd feel bad!!!) CFF PS .... MOST of the naughty stuff I did when I was too young to be prosecuted (or know better)
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Post by Topcontender on May 8, 2003 23:39:23 GMT -5
6 years and 7000 in fines.
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Post by RacerX on May 9, 2003 0:20:05 GMT -5
Wuff...Obvioulsy I'm not bad enough...LOL! 66 Years and 5,000 in fines. No mention of the death penalty! ;D Must have been the sex ones that got me in trouble...LOL! That and being drunk in a bar. Whaaaa-whooooooooooooo..... Srrh, are you sure this won't hurt our chances for POTUS? LOL, RacerX
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Post by Danny Boy on May 9, 2003 2:31:00 GMT -5
RacerX you will be OK as long as, you did not "inhale", leave the "sex toy" behind if you want to hold a political rally in Allabama, Don't get a stiffy looking at at some "hot babe" in Allentown, Pennsylvania, and what ever you do, skip the blow-jobs in Minnesota.
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